Jason Riggs is Missing

The following is a message from Uncle Bingo. The message was posted to this website by BINGO Recordings media relations supervisor, Renaldo. "Hi'ya kids. It's Uncle Bingo talking to ya'. For those new or not in the know, I'm the president and CEO of BINGO Recordings. Our premier artist, Jason Riggs has gone awol. Missing. Disappeared. Jase has been in Salt Lake City, Utah for the past 6 years. Supposedly, he's been holed up in his apartment all summer with a portable recording studio creating his next masterpiece. A couple of months go by and no word. So, I personally head down to Salt Lake to find out when this project will be completed. Imagine my suprise when someone answers the door and that someone aint Jason!!! I have to hear it from some cat in a bathrobe holding a Pabst blue ribbon that Jase don't live there no more!!! That's all I got. No premier artist. No album number three ready for us to release. No forwarding address. We crunched some numbers into the BINGO Recordings super computer and came up with three likely places he may be hiding. 1.) New London, Connecticut. The punk always loved the pretty leaves in the Fall when he used to play there. 2.) Lisbon, Portugal. Jase loves him some vino tinto! or..... 3.) Albuquerque, New Mexico. Jason's hometown. If it's the third possibility, it is going to be tough on ol' Uncle Bingo. Jason has thousands of contacts there and knows all the local customs. He will blend in. He will disappear. We may never find him. However.... Sooner or later, Mr. Singer/Songwriter will turn up in some cafe with his guitar. He can bail out on making records. He can live without the wild rockstar parties. He doesn't need fancy cars or the bling-bling. But, he cannot resist sitting in the corner of some coffeehouse and strumming his six string to whoever will listen. And that's how I'll get him. Keep your eyes open you who hail in the Duke City. Drop me a line if you hear anything."

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